About twice a week I don’t get to sleep. I drink incredible amounts of caffeine, so I’m sure that doesn’t help. I never have been good at falling asleep though. Tonight, (or this morning technically) is one of those nights where the hours keep passing and I keep watching SVU and cleaning out and reorganizing my birkin for the 12th time today! I am beyond exhausted, yet when I close my eyes all I can think about is what my plans are for later today, what car am I taking there?do I like the wallpaper on my iPhone? and then the random thoughts pass my mind such as “oh Christ I would effing kill for a 20pc McNugget right now”!
Yesterday Frannie and I went to PGA nails and she had her nails redone while I got a manicure and pedicure. Not only have I given myself a better manicure blindfolded while also trying to go 80 down the parkway, but the manicurist didn’t even speak ANY English. I told her I like my nails short cut and round. “Ann”, which we all know isn’t her effing real name, started breaking out the french manicure polish and I said “hang the hell on sir!” Let me simply say this: I will not be returning and I also now need to find a new nail salon down here in Palm Beach to fix my little friend Ann’s God awful attempt at a regular fucking manicure!
I have to admit though that while I was in the nail salon I was trying to understand what Ann and her Korean amigos were saying to each other. The greatest was when the owner forgot that she had to speak in Korean when talking about the 89 year old beauty queen who fell asleep and has been in the pedicure chair for the past 15 minutes after being completed. The owner says, AND I QUOTE, “Who hell she think she is. Wake up old bag ,pay now!” .The beauty awoke shortly after, but as soon as the owner realized that she wasn’t speaking in “code” any longer her face turned red and she continuously apologized to nobody in particular. Thank you God for bring Korean nail salons into my life